Danny Clepper is a clopper.

Look that up.

It ain't purdy.

wow it's been so long

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Not much is known about the mythical "Danny Clepper," the green beast of Kono-pod. ("Kono" means "panther" in South Dravidian.) Around winter-time, huge, unexplained tracks begin appearing in people's backyards. Cattle and sheep start disappearing. Deep, throaty calls, which resemble the sound of a didgeridoo, can be heard throughout the night. Nobody knows whether these occurrences are caused by wild animals... or by something else... Moms frequently tell their children, "You better eat your supper, lest you face the Danny Clepper."